It’s clear we’re killing our planet. Or at least it’s clear to hippies, environmental whackos, and those bastards at Halliburton. So it’s time to plan for the future. A future that’s properly discarded this nightmarish environmental crucible and embraced, well, the future.
The Playa Security Agency invites you to attend a Luau in Space, Thursday night at 7pm on the corner of 8:30 and Estuary.
Sure, living on Earth can be scary, so why don’t you check out the alternative?