Space Luau Party! Thursday @ 7pm

It’s clear we’re killing our planet.  Or at least it’s clear to hippies, environmental whackos, and those bastards at Halliburton.  So it’s time to plan for the future.  A future that’s properly discarded this nightmarish environmental crucible and embraced, well, the future.

The Playa Security Agency invites you to attend a Luau in Space, Thursday night at 7pm on the corner of 8:30 and Estuary. 

Sure, living on Earth can be scary, so why don’t you check out the alternative?