2007 Public Service Announcements

Thanks to the valiant efforts of Agent Whisky and a certain international woman of mystery, the Playa Security Agency will once again keep the citizens of Black Rock City secure with valuable Public Service Announcements broadcast by the city's radio stations. 

This year's PSA PSAs:

  1. Apples
  2. Bookcover
  3. Competent
  4. Drop
  5. Dusty
  6. Green
  7. Ice
  8. LevelCadmium
  9. LevelCooler
  10. LevelOfftheHook
  11. LevelOrangeish
  12. Lookout
  13. LuauParty
  14. PissClear
  15. Shirtcock
  16. Tits
  17. WatchParty

Space Luau Party! Thursday @ 7pm

It’s clear we’re killing our planet.  Or at least it’s clear to hippies, environmental whackos, and those bastards at Halliburton.  So it’s time to plan for the future.  A future that’s properly discarded this nightmarish environmental crucible and embraced, well, the future.

The Playa Security Agency invites you to attend a Luau in Space, Thursday night at 7pm on the corner of 8:30 and Estuary. 

Sure, living on Earth can be scary, so why don’t you check out the alternative?

Psa_space_luau_invite

Neighborhood Watch Party! Tuesday @ 7pm

Do you know what your neighbors are up to?  Really, do you?  We didn’t think so.  Join the Playa Security Agency on Tuesday at 7pm for a Neighborhood Watch Party on the corner of 8:30 and Estuary.  Citizens living in surveillance corridor between 7:30 and 9:00 are especially encouraged to attend.  Mandatory DNA registration will be followed by a search for LMDs, liquids of mass destruction.

 Psa_neighborhood_watch_invite

Proposed 2007 PSA Patch

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Agents: Read Our Leave No Trace Plan

A majority of those in our camp are veteran burners and we take Leave No Trace very seriously. In 2006 we were in the highest cleanup tier according to the BRC MOOP Map. We have designed camp to minimize playa impact and have a formal plan in place to ensure we LNT in 2007.

PREPARATIONS

  • Before we leave for the playa all campers will have discarded unneeded packaging to minimize potential trash. 
  • All campers will bring adequate storage for trash (closeable cans, recycling storage, lots of trash bags) as well as gloves. 
  •  We will have multiple brooms and dustpans in camp.
  • Virgin burners will be required to read available documents on the Leave No Trace ethic and strategies for success.

MINIMIZING PLAYA IMPACT 

  • The camp plan is designed to shelter the most trafficked areas from the prevailing wind, hopefully minimizing the potential for MOOP to blow out of our camp.
  • Our primary power source is a wind turbine, eliminating generator noise and emissions.
  •  We are eliminating evaporation ponds and there attendant mess—instead we’re filtering and testing our shower water.
  • All campers have been coached to keep belongings in closeable storage containers (like Tupperware bins) to make sure that everything “has its place” and nothing is left lying around to become MOOP.
  • The public and private shade areas will be carpeted or covered with a tarp to minimize the amount of MOOP which might disappear into the playa. 
  • Garbage, burnables, and recycling will be stored separately in closeable containers secured to each campsite

LEAVING NO TRACE

  • All camp members are required to assist with our formal takedown and cleanup which will begin on Sunday morning—we want to make sure that early departures participate in LNT

 

Proposed PSA Compound Plan

The following PDF documents contain the proposed plan for the PSA Compound at BRC in 2007.  They are designed to print in landscape format on 8.5 X 11 paper.

PSA Compound Schematic  [Color coded with summary description of camp features]

PSA Compound Annotation   [Annotated with feature labels]

Agents Ready to Make BRC Secure in 2007

Committees have been meeting, our email list is on fire, and the fine agents of the Playa Security Agency are geared up for another series of important and ridiculous missions in Black Rock City.  Population of the compound has been capped at 65 and our official theme camp application will be submitted shortly.

PSA Camp Plan

Download final_psa_space_plan.xls

Bike Rack and Shower Plans

Download PSA-approved plans for a bike rack and evaporative shower [3MB Excel file]

Joyganticbikerack






Joyganticshower

PSA PSAs

The following Public Service Announcements are in the hands of Burning Man Information Radio and are being syndicated to other radio stations at BRC. 

Our message will be heard.

Download psa_citizen_registration.mp3

Download psa_threat_alert_high.mp3

Download psa_threat_alert_severe.mp3

Download psa_threat_alert_windy.mp3

Download psa_tips_for_living_3.mp3

Download psa_threat_alert_extreme.mp3

Download psa_threat_alert_off_the_hook.mp3

Download psa_threat_alert_seriously_messed_up.mp3

Download psa_christian_white_announcement_at_7pm_wthfri.mp3

Download psa_tips_for_living_1.mp3

Download psa_tips_for_living_2.mp3