I have been following with much glee the scandal unfolding to the north.
It seems that someone working for the Canadian Minister of Immigration took it upon themselves to solve a critical labor shortage: strippers. He instituted a a special stripper visa program which has resulted in more than 500 Romanian strippers emigrating to Canada. Who knew (presumably) hot women willing to get naked for money were in short supply in Canada? Who knew that Romania was the preferred source for stripper labor? I sure didn't.
The result of the stripper scandal has been a series of news reports that I find hilarious with headlines like: Romanian strippers find Canada ideal gig and Martin supports stripper fan Sgro. I suppose there are some serious issues lurking here, it's much more fun just to gawk and imagine some stripper placement agency in Bucharest with an advertisement that includes a picture of a nude hottie with the naughty bits covered with red maple leaves.