My friend Melissa is looking for someone to share her house on the west side of Queen Anne: "It’s 2 bd, 1 ba, fenced yard, w/d, hard wood floors, DSL, fireplace, on #1 bus line, entirely new paint inside. It's available the beginning of August."
As part of the application process, all prospective housemates must provide answers to the following questions:
What's your opinion on late term abortion?
How many times do you say "Hello" before you hang up the phone once you realize the line is dead?
Where do potatoes come from?
Have you ever killed for sport?
If you could eliminate one state, which would it be?
Where do you hide your sex toys?
Do you fart much?
How do you feel about large, free-roaming snakes?
Would you be interested in reading my screenplay?
My answers:
What's your opinion on late term abortion?
Do you mean like, Fall Semester
How many times do you say "Hello" before you hang up the phone once you realize the line is dead?
I usually answer the phone with tha hip, and up to date phrase "It's your dime", so I'd have to say zero Hellos.
Where do potatoes come from?
The Supermarket, duh?!
Have you ever killed for sport?
Maimed, yes, but never killed.
If you could eliminate one state, which would it be?
Montana, definitely Montana, like does it have a purpose?
Where do you hide your sex toys?
As depp as possible
Do you fart much?
yes, but mostly when I'm alone
How do you feel about large, free-roaming snakes?
That's cool, as long as the're in the jungle.
Would you be interested in reading my screenplay?
not in the least
Posted by: Dee | Wednesday, August 18, 2004 at 04:44