My friend Melissa is looking for someone to share her house on the west side of Queen Anne: "It’s 2 bd, 1 ba, fenced yard, w/d, hard wood floors, DSL, fireplace, on #1 bus line, entirely new paint inside. It's available the beginning of August."
As part of the application process, all prospective housemates must provide answers to the following questions:
What's your opinion on late term abortion?
How many times do you say "Hello" before you hang up the phone once you realize the line is dead?
Where do potatoes come from?
Have you ever killed for sport?
If you could eliminate one state, which would it be?
Where do you hide your sex toys?
Do you fart much?
How do you feel about large, free-roaming snakes?
Would you be interested in reading my screenplay?